Scottish Fetish Vegan Scones (with a Light Currant)

Certain Anglo accents have the power to spawn whole fetishes unto themselves. Some people find posh English accents a huge aphrodisiac; others get hot and bothered over a broad-voweled outback drawl. For my part, I could turn James McAvoy reading the terms and conditions of my operating system into an entire sexual orientation. And don’t…

Stiffened Chip Cookies

These cookies are a plant-based, gluten-optional and refined-sugar-less variation on another erstwhile restaurant recipe I’ve been milking shamelessly for decades in order to conscript others to my will. They’re addictive in any configuration, and provide substantial evidence that those who equate making more thoughtful choices with privation are suffering from a lamentable lack of creativity….